Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Chapter Two Port of Call: Cozumel

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Today, we begin introducing you to all our "bachelorettes" in The Love Boat Bachelor. If you missed Chapter One, start there first, to meet our hunky hero Brent Teague.

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Chapter Two
Port of Call: Cozumel

Brent opened his eyes and looked up to find a fancy swirly design on the ceiling. He flicked the sleep specks away and glanced around the cabin. The walls had the same paint scheme as the ceiling. Nautical pictures hung throughout the four narrow walls.
The confining room felt symbolic, thanks to Roselle. This two week love trip she conned him into had disaster written all over it. He wanted out of the cabin and off the cruise.
Brent sighed and swung off the small bed that the steward would later fold back into a makeshift couch. He felt around the edge for his glasses, the frames he thankfully only wore before he was awake enough to put contacts in. When they were in college, Mara teased him for the wire specs and pushing them up the bridge of his nose threatened to take him back to old times and bad memories. He took two steps to the dresser where he’d unpacked his mom’s Bible. He needed some quiet time before breakfast to prepare for the chaplain office hours he promised Danny. His wounds were too fresh to lean on any of his so-called wisdom. The people looking for counsel deserved more than his insecure drivel, especially if anyone was going to ask him about love.
As Brent turned to sit on the bed, the ship rocked again, knocking him and his stomach off balance. He gripped the Bible as he tried to settle on the bunk, but the gentle drift that helped him fall to sleep the night before transformed into angry surges of water pounding against the boat. Was this normal? That was going to be the first question of the day for Danny.
With determination, Brent flipped the thin pages until he found his bookmark. There was a sentence highlighted, faded from years gone by since his mom focused on the words, but yellow just the same. He traced the words with his finger.
Be still and know that I am God.
Brent chuckled and shook his head. The good Lord sure had a sense of humor giving him that verse while on a cruise ship fighting moody waters.
****
Forty-five minutes later, Brent, still struggling with the waves, was in the breakfast buffet line. The harder he tried to stand still, the more he lost his footing. The more he willed his stomach to stand down, his belly seemed to argue back with a vengeance. Maybe a bagel would calm his system.
“Hey, Mister, you okay?” A little guy who looked to be about nine stared at him.
Brent ran his palm over his head, feeling beads of sweat. “Sure. I’m fine. Why?”
The kid shrugged. “Your face looks like mine when I’m going to hurl.”
The mere mention of what Brent had been praying against rushed the recoil in his stomach clear to his throat.
The boy pointed. “Yep. That’s it. I bet you’re trying to tell it to go away. That’s what I do.”
Brent nodded, biting his lips in an effort to stop the unleashing he didn’t want the passengers to see.
“By the way,” the kid picked up a plate and took a step toward the pancakes, “it doesn’t work.”
Brent nodded, holding up his finger in a “wait” gesture as he fast-tracked to the restroom.
Once he finished and cleaned himself up, Brent left the men’s room and took measured steps back to the line in search of Ginger Ale. His stomach settled, but he felt a little weak as he paused at the hand sanitizer machine and rubbed the gel through his hands.  As he turned toward the beverage station, he heard the click-clack of heels coming his way. “Jimmy! You scared me. I told you not to get in line until I was done filling your …”
Brent flinched as the woman stopped short of him, her blonde hair bouncing even after she paused.
Her emerald colored eyes widened as she looked at his face, and then glanced to the nearby food station where the boy from minutes ago piled potatoes onto his already full plate.
“Are you okay?” she asked.
Another wave caused the boat to sway with enough momentum that the woman lost her footing and started to fall toward him. He reached for her arm and steadied her, careful not to wrinkle her jade sundress.
Brent chuckled. “I guess I could ask you the same thing.”
She looked again toward the food. “I guess I haven’t found my sea legs yet. Takes some getting used to. Have you taken anything for the nausea?” She snapped her fingers and gestured toward the food line. The boy and his towering plate walked toward them.
Brent couldn’t help but notice how kind her eyes looked. Mesmerizing green, but compassionate in a way Mara’s never had been. At least in their high school and college days. “How did you know?”
She smiled. “Your face tells quite the tale. You should take something. The waves aren’t getting any friendlier.”
“Right. Once I get a drink I’ll visit the infirmary.”
She rested her hand on the boy’s shoulder while keeping her focus on Brent. “You don’t need to go to the infirmary. You can get them at the information desk or through room service. We needed some for Jimmy before they even lifted anchor in Charleston. I think it was nerves more than anything, but after a hard nap he was as good as new. As you can see.” She patted his brown hair.
“I’m glad he’s better. Well, I should let you enjoy breakfast. Enjoy your time at sea. Before long we’ll be docked in Cozumel.” And on solid ground, praise the Lord.
“Yes, Cozumel. We’re looking forward to spending the day there.”
Those eyes nearly made him lose his standing position. What was it about green eyes? Hadn’t Mara ruined him forever with those? Apparently not.
“Have a good day.” She waved as Jimmy sprinted two steps ahead.
Just as Brent returned the gesture, Danny came into view. He was smiling until he stood in front of his friend.
“Dude. I told you to keep the uniform crisp.” He pulled out what looked like a walkie-talkie and spoke into it, asking for laundry assistance before returning his focus to Brent. “What have you been doing? Everything’s a wrinkled mess.”
“I’m fine. Thanks for asking.” Brent rolled his eyes.
“Sorry. You okay?”
“Now that I lost some of my stomach contents I do feel better. I didn’t count on the waters being this rough.”
“It doesn’t happen often. If it helps you feel better, I passed an elevator full of people on their way to the infirmary on my way here.” Danny slapped him on the back.
“Not really. Is it okay if I get another uniform and then go for some meds? I figure I’ll take half a dose. I’m feeling better, but I’d like not to get sick again. Then I’ll head to the chaplain’s station.”
Danny sobered. “Sure, Brent. Whatever you need. I know I rag on you a lot, but seriously, I’m glad you’re on this cruise. Once you get in the groove of things, I think you’ll like it. Love it even. Speaking of, maybe there’s someone on this very boat that God’s set aside just for you.”
Brent took a few tentative steps. “I wouldn’t hold my breath.”
****
Brent locked up his office, actually located next to the chapel—both tucked away in a far corner on the social deck. Apparently, the chaplain didn’t have too much to do on a cruise where most people were thinking more vacation and less spiritual time. Reading the literature in the office, he got the feeling that most of his duty was for the crew. Well, it didn’t hurt to be there for the passengers as well. Wherever God wanted him. That’s where he’d be.
Danny’s voice sounded over the ship’s PA system, announcing disembarkation instructions for the first port of call, Cozumel. Even Brent looked forward to getting off the ship and touring. Maybe he’d find a souvenir for Roselle.
He turned the key and twisted the handle for good measure when he heard a group of voices coming from the elevator.
“Babe, it’s our honeymoon. I think to be anywhere but in our cabin is selfish,” a man said.
“I feel guilty for ignoring Jimmy,” the crying woman answered.
Brent shuffled his feet so he could see the people heading his way. Hearing the name of the little boy from breakfast got his attention.
“Hi. Can I help you?” He smiled as a man and woman came into view.
“You the chaplain?” The man wore shorts and a white t-shirt that said Groom across the chest.
The bride looked nothing like the woman who’d been with the boy named Jimmy.
“Pastor Brent Teague at your service. Let me unlock my door, and we can talk.” He shook the man’s hand and started toward his office. He noticed movement out of the corner of his eye and heard a familiar rhythm from high heeled shoes scuffing the floor.
“Claire. Why is everyone running ahead of me on this cruise? I was trying to tell you everything’s fine. Go be with Eddie. Jimmy’s going to have a great time. I promise.” It was green eyes, with Jimmy in tow.
Brent quickly unlocked and opened the door, swinging it wide for everyone to enter. Jimmy recognized him first.
“Hey, Aunt Nora. It’s the hurler.” He pointed.
Brent cleared his throat. “Jimmy. Good to see you again.”
The couple raised their eyebrows, looking to the woman named Nora.
She paused before entering. “You’re the chaplain?”
He nodded. “Kind of the substitute. But I pastor a church in Spartanburg, South Carolina. I’ve counseled before, so I promise, with God’s help, I’ll try to help y’all find peace here.”
Jimmy brushed by and took the first seat he found. “I think he can do it.”
Brent ushered everyone in after that vote of confidence. “Let’s talk, shall we?”
The adults sat down and Brent was intrigued by their choices. The women sat on either side of Jimmy, leaving the man to sit off to the side.
Brent pulled up a chair and sat in their sad circle. “You know who I am. How about you introduce yourselves and why you’re here today.” He looked to Nora, taken off guard once again by those jade eyes. He quickly focused elsewhere.
The man inched forward in his seat. “I’ll go first. Eddie Baxter. I married Claire on Saturday. This is our honeymoon. But, it isn’t, if you catch my drift.” Eddie leaned back.
Claire sighed. “I’ve never left Jimmy. It’s been the two of us, well, with Nora’s help, since he was born. I couldn’t leave him. I physically couldn’t.” Her mouth quivered.
Nora fidgeted in her seat. “Claire and I are sisters. When she told Eddie she couldn’t go on the cruise, our parents stepped in and bought a ticket for me and Jimmy. I’m here to help. Like I always do.”
Jimmy folded his arms against his chest. “I don’t need anyone taking care of me. Mom can do whatever she wants. Doesn’t bother me.”
The tension bouncing off the walls was as palpable as the waves that had been so relentless against the ship.
“If I’m hearing everyone correctly, Eddie’s been looking forward to this honeymoon and he’s a little frustrated that he isn’t spending as much time with Claire as he hoped.” Brent eyed Eddie, who nodded.
“That’s right.”
Brent continued. “Claire, you’ve been a single mom, and this is a huge transition for you. You haven’t carved any time for yourself in years and feel torn.”
She lifted her head. “Yes. That’s absolutely how I feel.”
“And Nora’s always been available for you and Jimmy. That hasn’t changed, especially now.”
“True. That’s so true, Pastor.” Nora’s soft voice reminded him of velvet.
“Jimmy, you’ve been the man of the house for a long time. You’ve done well. It’s okay to be a kid. Eddie’s going to take some time to get to know your mom better, but I think to help Mom, maybe all of you could enjoy dinner each night of the cruise as a family. You and Eddie can get acquainted. Mom can see that you and Aunt Nora are having a blast. Does that sound like a plan?” He looked to the boy but hoped they’d all be on board so he could head off board and into Cozumel.
“Works for me. Aunt Nora, we need to go. We’ve got a glass bottom boat to get to.” He stood and grabbed her hand, trying to pull her to stand. Brent wasn’t convinced Jimmy was coping as well as he wanted everyone to think but figured all the changes were going to take time. For all of them.
Claire took a breath and smiled. “He’s right. You two have fun.” She stood and reached into the front pocket of her dress. “I won’t be using my ticket. Maybe there’s someone on the dock who could use it. I have plans with Eddie.” She handed it to Nora.
Eddie sprang out of his seat and kissed his wife on the forehead before turning to his new stepson. “I can’t wait to see you at dinner to hear about your day.”
The boy grinned and tugged again on his aunt’s hand.
Eddie and Claire started for the door. “Thank you. Appreciate you listening to us.” Eddie put his hand on Claire’s back as they exited.
“I second what Eddie said. Thanks for your time, Pastor.” Nora fumbled with the paper.
Brent jangled his keys as he sauntered toward the door. “Please, it’s Brent. You know, that’s admirable what you’ve done helping Claire and Jimmy.”
They left the office and Jimmy sprinted to the elevator.
Nora sighed. “Don’t go in that elevator without me. I mean it.” She turned to Brent. “I’m no saint. This cruise hasn’t been easy.”
Once Brent locked up, he picked up his pace to ensure Nora made it to the elevator before it opened. Once they reached the doors, he noticed Nora’s cheeks were moist.
“Are you okay? Can I help?”
Nora let out a sob and her words came in a rush. “I was engaged over nine years ago. I caught Seth kissing my best friend from college after our rehearsal dinner. The only thing that got me through was Claire learning about her pregnancy. We needed each other. Now, she has Eddie.” She wiped her face with the back of her sleeve. “And I’m on a cruise while my sister celebrates her marriage. I’m human. This hurts.”
It was natural instinct for him to reach out and touch her arm. “I’m sorry. That’s a lot of hurt and transition. The wedding must have brought up a lot of memories.”
She nodded.
The elevator dinged and Jimmy dashed in, oblivious to their conversation.
“I’ll be okay. In time.”
Jimmy hit the button to move down. “Brent, you should come with us. We’re going to look at fish.”
Nora looked down at the extra ticket. “You’re more than welcome to join us. Claire signed us up, but now that she’s with Eddie, the ticket will just go to waste.”
Brent felt a growing lump in his throat. Two hours on a small boat with a glass bottom. With a woman who was so much more than an attractive blonde with gorgeous eyes.
“What? Think you might throw up on this trip, too?” Jimmy cocked an eyebrow.
Brent reached for the ticket. “Guess we’re going to find out.”
****
After Brent had changed from his uniform and Nora had abandoned her heels for sandals, they made the half mile trek along the dock before reaching Cozumel’s tourist entrances for passengers.
Brent hoped his silent prayer to stay healthy would find God’s favor. The last thing he wanted was to be ill in front of Nora and Jimmy. With each step Brent felt more confident about his ability to not just stay upright, but even have a good time.
“Jimmy, I need you to hold my hand. It’s very busy here, and I can’t lose you.” Nora reached for the kid’s hand.
Jimmy looked to the waters without obliging. “Hey, Brent. What are all the rafts out there?”
Nora shook her head. “His name is Pastor Brent.”
“It’s okay. My friend Danny told me that while passengers enjoy onshore excursions, the crew runs drills.” Brent was fascinated watching all the action on the water with the bright, fat mini boats.
“Here’s a sign for the glass bottom boat tour. I need you to do what I say, Jimmy. There are people who could hurt you if you were separated from me. I don’t want anything to happen to you.”
Brent winked at Nora as he observed the boy slide his chubby fingers into his aunt’s grip.
The trio walked past an outdoor bar blasting pop music with suggestive lyrics. Nora accelerated her pace, nearly dragging Jimmy behind. Vendors surrounded them—selling everything from t-shirts to shell jewelry to caricature drawings. Voices called out from all sides as tourists bartered for their wares.
“Hey, Amigo! Come here. Come in.” A man waved in Brent’s direction. Brent looked around but didn’t see anyone but them.
Si, Señor. You. Come in. Good deals for ship passengers.”
Jimmy’s eyes brightened while Nora looked at her watch. “We have a ten minute cushion. That’s it.”
Brent wasn’t sure if Nora was speaking to him or her nephew, but he nodded and followed the slick salesman who wasn’t more than twenty. The shop had fans buzzing and mariachi music blaring from a radio.
“Nine minutes.” Nora grinned.
“Yes, ma’am. Let me know if you two see anything you like.” A straw colored hat he’d seen some of the men at church wear on the golf course caught Brent’s attention. It wasn’t anything he’d buy in the States, but when in Mexico …
The man was right at Brent’s side. “You like? Sixty dollars.”
Brent coughed. “Sixty?”
Nora turned toward him.
The salesman sighed. “You work ship, so fifty-five. A steal.”
Nora walked over to them, Jimmy in tow holding a water globe. “That’s no steal. That’s robbery. Fifteen.”
Brent coughed again. With that smooth voice also came a tough negotiator. Apparently her time with Jimmy gave her some mad skills he sure didn’t possess.
The young man clutched his chest. “You kill me, lady. Forty.”
She laughed and shook her head. “C’mon Brent. Other stores will have this hat. For twenty.”
The sales guy looked to Brent. “Papi, your lady friend, she’s killing me.”
Jimmy snickered. “He called you ‘Papi.’”
Brent shrugged. He couldn’t remember the last time he had such fun. The way Nora stood up to the poor guy trying to get as much cash as he could from the tourists, it was quite the show. Nora was amazing to watch.
She tapped her shoe. “We have to go. Twenty.”
“Ay yi yi, I need to eat. Thirty.”
Nora narrowed her gaze. “Twenty-five. And throw in the water globe.”
The young man sighed and took a handkerchief out of his pocket and wiped his brow. “Deal. You better keep her, Papi. She’s good.”
Brent pulled out his wallet while Nora and Jimmy headed back to the pathway to the tour. He saw a shell necklace that although dark purple, had shades of green when it hit the light that reminded him of Nora.
“How much?”
“For tough lady?”
Brent smirked. “Yes. For pretty lady.”
The man took the necklace and placed it in bag. “Included in price. Told you I make good deal with passengers.”
Brent chuckled. “That you did. Good day.”
He found the pair under a tree, fanning themselves with their tickets. He pulled out the necklace. “My thanks for letting me tag along, and for your amazing work in there.”
Nora’s mouth parted, but no words came out for a moment. She lifted her hair, and Brent took that as a sign he could put the jewelry around her neck.
“That’s so kind. I admit I enjoyed myself in there. First time in a long time.”
Jimmy let out a loud sigh. “Speaking of enjoying, can we go? I want to see if Brent’s going to throw up on the boat tour.”
Brent looked to Nora, who rolled her eyes, but laughed with them. “Okay. Let’s go. Ready, Brent?”

He didn’t hesitate. “Let’s do this.”



Come back tomorrow to read Chapter Three!

Shore Excursions:

Tuesday: 

Write Integrity:
            Chapter Two Port of Call: Cozumel

Betty Thomason Owens:  

Marji Laine’s blog:

Elizabeth Noyes:

Fay Lamb’s On the Ledge:
            Port of Call: Cozumel with Nora Laing          

Monday:

Write Integrity:
            The Love Boat Bachelor Chapter One

Marji Laine blog:

Fay Lamb:

Marji Laine:

Marji Laine:
Interview on Carole Towriss blog: 8 Reasons Romance is a Joke

Julie Arduini:
            Cruising Experiences

Monday, January 26, 2015

The Love Boat Bachelor: Chapter One

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Are you ready to set sail on The Love Boat? We're excited to bring you our Valentine 2015 collaborative novella, The Love Boat Bachelor. Each weekday, for the next eight days, we'll post one chapter here on the blog for your reading pleasure. As you read, keep in mind that we're going to call upon you to choose YOUR favorite heroine - we want YOU to pick the woman you think makes the best love interest for our hunky hero, Brent Teague. On the afternoon of Wednesday, February 4, we'll open voting for three days, Feb 4-7, to let you choose his true love. Then, on February 14, we'll release The Love Boat Bachelor in its entirety on Kindle, with an ending determined by your votes. 

Now, sit back and soak up some sun as we launch this fun story! Be sure to check out the links at the end of our daily posts - our authors have some fun things lined up for your "shore excursions." 




THE LOVE BOAT BACHELOR
Chapter One

Brent Teague felt nothing as he stood on the cement landing of the cruise terminal and stared at the huge ship docked in front of him. No excitement, no sadness. Even the dread he’d been feeling had lessened into a numb absence of emotion.
A yawning opening and long, too-narrow ramp slowly sucked a line of laughing passengers into the boat. Their chatter and raised voices reached Brent’s ears as a droning hum. Why was he doing this?
Something wet dropped on his head. He slid his hand over his closely shaved hair then looked at his moist palm. Great. Rain.
Weren’t cruises supposed to be all sunshine and smiles the whole way?
Not for him, apparently. Like the story of his life.
More drops spattered Brent’s head and face as he squinted at the boat. Just because he’d made the drive from Spartanburg to Charleston didn’t mean he had to go through with Roselle’s harebrained scheme.
A ringing sound came from his pocket.
Brent pulled out his smartphone and looked at the screen. Speak of the—He halted his unkind thoughts and took a breath before pressing the phone to his ear. “Hey.”
“You on the boat?” Roselle’s irritated tone held her assurance that he wasn’t.
He waited. Here it came.
“Just get on. I ain’t gonna watch you in no funk anymore.” His educated sister’s impeccable English gave way to the ghetto-speak of their childhood.
“I’m not in a funk.” Not exactly. If he didn’t count the squeezing feeling in his chest that never seemed to go away. “I’m just not sure what I’m supposed to do.”
“You supposed to get on the boat, that’s what you supposed to do.”
He swiped at the raindrops that streaked down his forehead and cheeks. “Running away never fixes anything.”
“Didn’t we just talk about this?” Roselle’s voice pinched with the rhetorical question. “You wasted six years on that chick before you finally got a life. You ain’t gonna waste no more.”
“It’s not like that. I just … need to figure out what God wants me to do now.”
“You told me you were sure what He wanted when you started the pastor thing.”
Brent tried to swallow the lump in his throat. “Yeah. I thought I was.” What if he had been wrong? He was so sure God had called him to be a pastor, but he had been sure about other things, too. Namely the woman who had always held his heart.
“Just go on this cruise until you figure it out. You’ll still get to play pastor and whatever on board. At least you’ll get away from her. Why she had to come back and stay here, I’ll never know.”
That mystery Brent would give his right arm to solve. He’d been happy, had life all figured out, until Mara came back. Why couldn’t she have returned for the reason he thought? Why would God bring her into Brent’s life again only to have her marry someone else and settle in Brent’s hometown?
Brent’s chest squeezed like every other time those questions plagued him.
“You thinking about her again now, right?”
He couldn’t lie, so he didn’t say anything.
“Brenton Teague, you get on that ship, or I’m coming to put you on it myself.”
Brent could just see her hallmark stare that always came with that tone. Nobody messed with that look. “Danny said the chaplain boards with the staff so find whatever special ramp they got and get on the boat.”
Brent nearly smiled at the image of her in his mind, hands on tiny hips and her short, puffy twists of hair bobbing on her head. He wiped more water off his face. “I’m getting soaked anyway. I guess I could get on board, if only to get out of the rain.”
“Nicely put. Have a good trip.”
“Thanks. You—” Brent stopped talking when the background noise on Roselle’s end cut off. He looked at his phone.
Call ended.
She never was one for good-byes.
Brent sighed and picked up the wet duffel bag he had set by his feet. Only one living relative, and it had to be a bossy older sister.
Amusement tugged at the corner of his mouth as he bypassed the crowded walkway packed with passengers holding umbrellas over their heads. Bossy as Roselle was, he suspected he’d still miss her on this trip.
He reached the smaller ramp at the far end of the ship where a uniformed security guy stood. Brent bent to pull his ship’s identification card from the pocket of the duffel bag, thankful that he’d already gone through the pre-registration required of employee and passengers alike.
“Teague!”
Brent jerked his head up to see the source of the yell.
“Brent Teague!” Danny Paulson’s grin mimicked the width of his outstretched arms as he charged down the ramp toward Brent.
Brent managed an answering smile of his own as he braced himself for one of his old college buddy’s enthusiastic, back-slapping hugs.
Sure enough, Danny grabbed Brent and bruised his back in a few places before releasing him with a hearty shake.
Brent laughed, not sure how he managed such a cheerful sound. He looked Danny up and down, taking in his pal’s new look in the white uniform. “Aside from the cute hat, you sure haven’t changed.”
Danny chuckled and patted the extra weight he’d added to his tall frame since college. “The cute hat and my insulation, you mean.” He jabbed Brent’s bicep below the short sleeve of his t-shirt. “Some of us don’t have time to sit in the gym all day.”
“Oh yeah. Being a pastor is a walk in the park, man.” Brent slung his duffel bag over his shoulder and presented his identification card to the security guard who’d kept a careful watch on them.
“Hey, don’t blame me.” Another slap on the back. “I only introduced you to Christ. You did the rest.”
Brent raised his eyebrows at Danny as the security guy waved him through. “Or He did.”
“Ha. Yeah. You got that right.” Danny grabbed Brent’s bag off his shoulder and carried it up the ramp before Brent could protest.
Or had Brent become a pastor as his own idea? For the wrong reasons? Brent shook his head at his internal debate as he followed Danny onto the ship. He just didn’t know anything anymore.
Brent tried to get out of his thoughts enough to keep track of the route Danny took to the cabin and the highlights of the ship he pointed out as they walked the decks at his fast clip.
“Hey, there.” Danny nodded to a couple passengers. “Welcome aboard.” He glanced at Brent. “Are you going to thank me now or later?”
Brent raised an eyebrow. “For what?”
“For what?” Danny guffawed. “Getting you a two-week, paid vacation! Man, sometimes I wonder how we ever became friends.”
Brent stifled a smile. “I thought you said there wasn’t any salary.”
Danny swept his free hand in front of him toward the towering ship decks as he walked. “What do you call free passage on this beautiful cruise ship?” He smiled at another passenger who glanced at him. “Welcome aboard.”
Barely taking a breath, Danny swung around and walked backward a few paces while he gave Brent a fake glare. “I don’t think you realize what I’ve done for you, pal. If our last chaplain hadn’t eloped with that waitress, I’d have had a hard time getting you this spot.” He spun to face forward again. “When you fall in love with doing this, it’ll take some fast talking to get you on permanently.”
“Permanently?” Brent stopped walking.
Danny glanced over his shoulder. “Will you keep up?”
Brent caught up with a few long strides. “I’m not doing this permanently. I’m not even sure about the two weeks.”
Danny shot Brent a look as his mouth opened.
“Though I’m very grateful,” Brent added before Danny could start another tirade. “You’re a good friend, Danny.”
“Aw, shucks. Now I’m gonna cry.” Danny’s grin changed to a smooth smile as he greeted more passengers. “Welcome. Good to see you.”
Brent shook his head. “This is ridiculous. It’s like walking with you around campus at school. You still know everybody.”
“Yeah, but I get paid to do it now. Assistant Cruise Directors are like the official welcoming committee. I get paid to meet and greet and schmooze all cruise long.”
“So you were typecast?”
“Funny.” Danny stopped outside a door and unlocked it. “I also get to boss you around with the rest of the staff.” Danny smirked as he led the way inside the room.
“Now you tell me.”
“Your cabin, sir.” Danny looked around the room as if doing a spot check.
“Everything in order?” Brent teased. Hard to believe Danny was actually managing to cheer him up. Danny always had that talent. Maybe that’s why Brent had hung out with him so much after Mara shattered his spirit all those years ago.
“Dude, you are totally soaked.” Danny glanced at Brent’s wet clothes as he plopped the duffel bag inside the door. “Why don’t you change and come up to the top deck when you’re done? Great view from there.”
He’d rather just stay in the cabin and not have to see anyone. The reminder of Mara wasn’t doing his mood any good. But he couldn’t disappoint the friend who had always been there for him. “Sure.”
Danny took off his black-brimmed hat and ran his fingers through sandy blond hair. “Man, it’s great to see you. I’m glad Roselle made you do this.”
Brent crossed his arms over his chest. “She didn’t make me do it. How do you know I didn’t just jump at the chance myself?”
“Um, I don’t know …” Danny’s mouth angled in a sardonic smile. “Maybe because I’ve been begging you to be our ship’s chaplain for two years, and you always turn me down flat? Does the phrase, ‘Why would I ever want to do that?’ sound familiar?”
“Okay.” Brent waved him off as he grabbed the strap of his duffel bag. “You’ve made your point.”
“Roselle’s right. This will do you good.” Danny’s smile faded as his voice turned serious. “Believe me. There’s a whole world of possibilities out there, my friend.”
Brent plunked the duffel bag on the bed and held up a hand. “Before you start jabbering about fish in the sea, I’d like to get changed. Don’t you have people to greet or something?”
Danny swung the hat onto his head with a grin. “Alas, ’tis true. Contrary to popular belief, the assistant cruise director doesn’t usually accompany staff to their cabins, you know. Only celebrity passengers.”
Brent pressed his palm to his heart. “I’m very conscious of the honor, I assure you.”
“Good.” Danny’s twitching mouth appeared to be barely holding back a laugh. “Oh, you should change into your uniform. It’s hanging behind the door.”
“Uniform?” Brent’s eyes drifted to Danny’s hat. “Don’t tell me I have to wear one of those head toppers.”
“Nope, you’re not important enough for one. But you do get to wear a white uniform and a nametag. We want people to know your name. Makes them easier to approach.”
Brent grimaced. “Right.”
“Try to keep the uniform clean, will you?” Danny saluted with a final grin. “See you up top, soul brother.”
Danny shut the door, leaving Brent with another unexpected smile on his face. Danny never could get the lingo right, but that didn’t stop him from trying.
Brent took the white uniform down from where it hung on the back of the door. So much for blending in as a normal passenger on this trip. He wasn’t going to get a break from pastoring at all if everyone knew him as the chaplain. Danny had promised Brent wouldn’t have to conduct daily services as some chaplains did, since he was only onboard for two weeks, but it looked like he wasn’t going to get away with doing nothing.
The unexpected but required safety drill that was announced over the ship’s PA system, interrupted Brent’s trek to the top deck to meet up with Danny. Since this was his first cruise, he made sure to pay special attention.
As the crowd dispersed, he found himself on the other side of the ship facing a stunning ocean view. The rain had let up, allowing a misty spray from the waves to fill the air, seeping into Brent’s nostrils and touching his lips with salty flavor.
He stopped and leaned his hands on the outer rail, the only thing that separated him from the view of the vast sky and open sea. He closed his eyes and inhaled deeply, letting the smells and sounds soak through him. Maybe a cruise wasn’t such a bad idea after all.
“Don’t you love that?”
Brent jumped inwardly at the feminine voice at his side.
A petite, middle-aged woman with short red hair stared at him, standing only inches away from his side. “That salty, ocean smell.” She let out a giggle. “I’d pay just to smell that!” Her voice lifted with nervous enthusiasm. At least she looked nervous, judging from her trembling fingers that tapped the rail. “So are you in the singles or couples?”
“Excuse me?”
“For the cruise. You know. Our groups.” She glanced down at his hand. “You’re not wearing a ring. Are you single?”
He blinked. Did she always skip around so fast? “Yes. I’m single.”
“Oh, wow.” She let out a breath with a smile, still staring up at him. “The brochure didn’t lie. I thought it was just exaggerating. For advertising, you know? To get more people to book this cruise. My brother-in-law says it’s hard for cruises to hit the single set.”
Either he was more out of it than he thought, or this woman was crazy. He couldn’t glean anything that made sense from her rapid-fire statements.
“I told him I wouldn’t be caught dead on a cruise until I got married, since there’s no point, I told him, but then I saw the ads for this one and all the promises they made, and I said to myself, Patricia, this is your chance and you’ve got to go for it, girl—”
“You’ll have to excuse me, but the cruise director’s expecting me up top.” Technically the assistant cruise director, but why quibble about semantics? Brent’s attempt to sound knowledgeable seemed to do the trick.
The woman’s cheeks turned the color of her hair as her eyes widened. “Oh, my. You’re more important than I thought. Well, if you’re single, I’ll probably be seeing you later. My name’s Patricia, and I do look forward to getting to know you much, much better on this cruise.”
“Yes, ma’am.” Brent gave a short nod as he turned away and headed in the direction he hoped would take him to the higher deck.
What was the woman talking about? How did he fit in with the ship’s advertising? If that’s even what she had meant. He felt like he’d missed most of what she said from the sheer speed of it. Brent shook his head. Hopefully the other passengers on this cruise would be a little more normal.
He started to notice the people he had been too preoccupied to see before. Most of the passengers he walked by seemed to be couples. All very happy, touchy-feely couples. Brent looked away from more than one kissing pair of lovers as he picked up his pace, his gaze falling on the clasped hands of young and old couples he passed, and the cuddling people who clustered at the rail.
Two women in tight dresses with simpering smiles waved at him as he walked past.
Another woman who could’ve been a clone of the other two gave him a similarly flirtatious smile, and he nearly hit speed-walking pace as he glanced away.
Was it the uniform?
A loud horn blared, making Brent jump inwardly again. He’d have to get used to this whole seafaring thing.
The ship was moving by the time Brent reached the top deck. The tension faded from his body as he joined Danny at a quiet spot by the rail to catch the view of the ship’s progress into the open sea.
“I always like to take a second to see this.” Danny stared out at the water. “The beginning’s the best part. Full of possibilities and excitement.” He glanced at Brent. “Feeling better?”
“What do you mean?” Brent hoped Danny wouldn’t answer.
“Well, you looked something like a shell-shocked, drowned rat when I picked you up on shore, old buddy.”
“And now?” Brent crossed his arms over his chest, stalling.
“Now? Just shell-shocked.” Danny grinned.
“If I am, it’s those passengers you have on this ship. What kind of cruise is this anyway?” Brent smiled, trying to lighten the mood away from the interrogation he sensed was on its way. “I hope not all the passengers are so … how shall I put this? Into romance, I guess. I don’t think I saw one person down below who wasn’t with somebody or looking for somebody.”
Danny pushed away from the rail. “Dude, you’re brilliant.”
Brent narrowed his eyes at Danny’s sarcastic deadpan as his temporary boss started walking away.
Danny paused and looked back when Brent didn’t follow. “Wait, you weren’t kidding? You don’t know?”
Brent rested his hands on his hips, his stomach starting to churn. Surprises were never good. “Know what?”
A smile pushed through Danny’s apparent effort to squelch it. He stopped trying to wipe the grin off with his hand and chuckled. “You want to come with me to the theater? I gotta make sure the concert’s ready to go and you’re gonna want to sit down.”
Oh, boy. “No, I don’t want to sit down.” Brent clenched his jaw. Just what had Roselle and Danny gotten him into?
“Well, okay.” Danny scratched the side of his neck, shrugged, then stretched his arms out wide. “Welcome to The Love Boat.”
Brent stared at Danny. The laugh had to be coming. The joking grin. The chuckle. Something.
“Really. I’m serious.” Danny’s smile didn’t waver, but the teasing glint in his eyes that Brent hoped to see wasn’t there.
“The what boat?”
“The Love Boat. We’re a romantic cruise. You know, fourteen days of exotic islands and beautiful sites. We are the romantic getaway for newlyweds and anniversary packages. We even have an advertising campaign aimed at singles: ‘Meet your true love on the trip of a lifetime.’” Danny slid his hands across the air in front of him as if following the words on a banner.
The redhead’s comment about the brochure being accurate added pressure to the squeezing sensation in Brent’s chest. “The brochure didn’t happen to have a black guy on it, did it?”
Danny’s blond eyebrows pulled together. “How should I know?”
“Never mind. I suppose you’re going to tell me it’s too late to get off.”
Danny tossed Brent a grin. “Sorry, pal. I’m counting on you now. And I know how you feel about keeping commitments.” He spun around and headed away. “First stop, Cozumel,” he called over his shoulder as if announcing icing on the cake.
Brent ground his teeth together. He had been set up. Royally set up. Roselle knew he never would have set a toe on this ship if she told him it was some romantic cruise. The Love Boat? Even the name made him queasy.
He needed to get as far away from romance as possible, and here he was, stuck in a hotbed of it for two weeks. He couldn’t be a chaplain to couples in love and certainly not to a bunch of single women trying to catch him like a fish on a hook.
Brent might have been wrong about what God wanted for him and Mara, and he wasn’t sure about his calling as a pastor either. But one thing Brent knew beyond a shadow of a doubt.
He was done with romance.
Forever.


Come back tomorrow to read Chapter Two as we visit Cozumel and meet our first special lady. 

Shore Excursions for Monday, January 26:

Marji Laine blog:

Fay Lamb:

Julie Arduini:
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Marji Laine:

Marji Laine:
Interview on Carole Towriss blog: 8 Reasons Romance is a Joke


Monday, January 12, 2015

Two Weeks Until We Set Sail

Today begins the new school semester for me, and even though we got an extra week of break this year, it seems I've been working non-stop!

In addition to the new magazine we announced Friday, we're also publishing several new books this year, including the Valentine sequel of our bestselling novella A Dozen Apologies.

On Monday, January 26, we'll publish Chapter One of The Love Boat Bachelor right here on the blog. Every weekday, January 26-30 and Feb 2-4, we'll post a new chapter, each one introducing a potential love interest for our hunky hero Brent Teague. Then, on the afternoon of February 4, we'll open voting for readers. YOU get to choose the one heroine you think makes the perfect fit for Brent. Your votes will decide the final chapter of the book.

Voting will take place Feb 4-7. Then, on Saturday, February 14, the book will be made available on Kindle FOR FREE for FOUR days - Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday.

We'll have a special announcement just for writers during those four days, so be sure to grab your copy and watch the blog for more information.

Friday, January 9, 2015

New Year New Projects - Seeking Submissions

We're excited to announce that Write Integrity Press is launching a digital magazine!



IMAGINATE is a creative space where imaginations thrive. The quarterly magazine will feature articles on the craft of writing for novelists, screenwriters, and nonfiction writers, but it will also include short stories, flash fiction, poetry, photography, nonfiction articles, book and movie reviews, and special features.

Our premiere issue releases June 1, 2015. We are currently seeking submissions - you'll find our guidelines and deadlines on the IMAGINATE website. We are a pay-on-acceptance market.

We are also currently accepting advertisements - our rate card is on the website.